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sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
watching a marvel movie
50% of the time:: oh god damn so much action
50% of the time:: oh god damn so much handsome
they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
I’m sorry but it confuses me why everyone freaks out about diamond rings
This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
And this is an Opal engagement ring.
Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….
Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
…JUST… OPALS MAN
i feel bad for laughing but my grandmas dog recently got one of his back legs amputated and i was watching him outside and he lifted his leg up to pee and fell over
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
The artist drew Pluto crying.