i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass