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Have a cheesecake.

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: alxbngala]

(via hi)

gran:: did you just trump?

me:: err... yeah

gran:: wherever you be let your wind go free;

but not in here it's killing me!

my dad:: growing up is hard

my dad:: first you believe in santa

my dad:: then you don't believe in santa

my dad:: then you are santa

my dad:: then you look like santa

hi:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via hi)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source)

(via flyforphoenix)

miss-morland:

niknak79:

When you find a friend you can act stupid with:

and the one who refuses to do it with you

miss-morland:

niknak79:

When you find a friend you can act stupid with:

and the one who refuses to do it with you

(via informercials)

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

(via spoken-not-written)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via hi)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via spoken-not-written)

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via spoken-not-written)

Ok so why the fuck….. Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via volumesofsilence)

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

sarughpalin:

breavee:

oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

source

(via i-love-elena-soo-fucking-much)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via not-thefunniestblog)

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