18 with a minor addiction to cheesecake. I reblog anything I find funny or cute & I still have no idea how to make a page for my tagged personal stuff so here's my instagram instead (sorry it's kinda lame): instagram.com/hellojez

Have a cheesecake.

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

(via teenytigress)

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

(via sixpenceee)

liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

(via hectorstaco)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via zackisontumblr)

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

(via zackisontumblr)

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

(Source: sizvideos, via asuspiciouslookingperson)

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

(via zackisontumblr)

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

(via thedailylaughs)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via thedailylaughs)

georgecuntstanza:

Boys with nose rings got me fucked up

(via sexypotassium)

denchguy:

thank you

denchguy:

thank you

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