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Have a cheesecake.

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: coachmcguirk, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

sourwolves:

sourwolves:

some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben

he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like

maybe i am ben

(via iamthegreategyptian)

(via iamthegreategyptian)

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

(via hi)


…and everyone in the theater screamed

(via iamthegreategyptian)

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

(via iamthegreategyptian)

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(via spoken-not-written)

asuspiciouslookingperson:

I have math homework to do and here I am, avoiding it

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

(via hi)

frozen-in-childhood:

one of the most surprisingly underquoted scenes from Frozen in my opinion

(Source: lanamparrillas, via moriartycanparty)

carcinocallibrator:

spaceyacey:

Fuck i’m crying now
So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.
I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it. 
"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked
"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it." 
She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me. 
This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed. 
My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love. 
I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future. 

carcinocallibrator:

spaceyacey:

Fuck i’m crying now

So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.

I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it. 

"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked

"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it." 

She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me. 

This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed. 

My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love. 

I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future. 

(via ppyajunebug)

(Source: sprouseable, via asianfetus)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via spoken-not-written)

(Source: jasongrace, via bolinss)

fuckoffcishets:

how do straight people even function when they are so fragile that my existence can ruin their marriage, life and ability to raise their children

(Source: overlypolitebisexual, via spoken-not-written)

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