18 with a minor addiction to cheesecake. I reblog anything I find funny & I still have no idea how to make a page for my tagged stuff so here's my instagram instead (sorry).


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Have a cheesecake.

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pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:



sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me



omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”

pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”

(Source: drunkchan, via greeklesbian)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via alexander-da-gr9)

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

watching a marvel movie

50% of the time:: oh god damn so much action

50% of the time:: oh god damn so much handsome

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

(via thedailylaughs)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via sarcastic-snowflake)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via epic-humor)

nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

I’m sorry but it confuses me why everyone freaks out about diamond rings

seath64:

This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
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And this is an Opal engagement ring.
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Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….

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Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
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Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
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…JUST… OPALS MAN

(via dontworryivegotthesalt)

jolteoned:

i feel bad for laughing but my grandmas dog recently got one of his back legs amputated and i was watching him outside and he lifted his leg up to pee and fell over

(Source: jolteons, via thedailylaughs)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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Pluto is there.

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The artist remembered Pluto.

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Guys…

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The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via thedailylaughs)

(Source: justalittlereckless, via zackisontumblr)

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